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Saturday, January 9, 2010
Allen Iverson Jersey
Item: Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $12.50
Title: Vintage Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers Jersey 44 MINT
Description: A famous man once said, "You can't go home again". I dunno who it was and I had to burn all my encyclopedias for firewood this morning, so I guess I'll never know. But you know what I do know? That guy was wrong, and probably really, really old. He never even saw AI play for the Sixers, and now he'll never see AI play for them again. What a jerk. How 'bout you prove that old guy wrong by cheering on Allen Iverson. Oh, and by buying this amazing Allen Iverson Champion jersey from me for a bunch of money. Can't forget that part!
The jersey is a size 44. It measures 19.5" pit-to-pit and 28" from the back of the collar to the bottom. It is made by Champion. This is in excellent condition with no stains, rips or tears! Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $12.50
Title: Vintage Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers Jersey 44 MINT
Description: A famous man once said, "You can't go home again". I dunno who it was and I had to burn all my encyclopedias for firewood this morning, so I guess I'll never know. But you know what I do know? That guy was wrong, and probably really, really old. He never even saw AI play for the Sixers, and now he'll never see AI play for them again. What a jerk. How 'bout you prove that old guy wrong by cheering on Allen Iverson. Oh, and by buying this amazing Allen Iverson Champion jersey from me for a bunch of money. Can't forget that part!
The jersey is a size 44. It measures 19.5" pit-to-pit and 28" from the back of the collar to the bottom. It is made by Champion. This is in excellent condition with no stains, rips or tears! Thanks for looking!
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Labels: archived auctions, ebay, jerseys, nba, Thomas Wolfe (not the annoying one with the white suit)
Shaquille O'Neal Jersey
Item: Shaquille O'Neal Orlando Magic Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Shaquille O'Neal Orlando Magic Jersey 48 SHAQ
Description: Shaq. We all know him, we all love him. In fact, I just read yesterday in "Beloved Peoples Quarterly" Magazine that Shaq has now moved up into #3 on the magazine's "most beloved people of all-time" list, passing Thomas Aquinas and inching closer to Mr. T. Ol' Tommy may have given us his Four Virtues, but he never dunked over Yao Ming and probably never wrote borderline homophobic rap lyrics. So suck it, Aquinas! Stick it to that Saintly man and buy this vintage Shaq Orlando Magic jersey for a boat load of money!
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Shaquille O'Neal Orlando Magic Jersey 48 SHAQ
Description: Shaq. We all know him, we all love him. In fact, I just read yesterday in "Beloved Peoples Quarterly" Magazine that Shaq has now moved up into #3 on the magazine's "most beloved people of all-time" list, passing Thomas Aquinas and inching closer to Mr. T. Ol' Tommy may have given us his Four Virtues, but he never dunked over Yao Ming and probably never wrote borderline homophobic rap lyrics. So suck it, Aquinas! Stick it to that Saintly man and buy this vintage Shaq Orlando Magic jersey for a boat load of money!
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Labels: archived auctions, BPQ magazine, ebay, jerseys, nba, The Four Virtues
Vince Carter Jersey
Item: Vince Carter New Jersey Nets Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Vince Carter New Jersey Nets 40 S M 75
Description: Man, I sure picked a bad time to sell this awesome Vince Carter jersey. I mean, what New Jersey Nets fan would want this jersey now that Air Canada has left New Jersey for Orlando? Is the fact that it's a Nets jersey not enough? God, you Nets fans can be so fickle.
But wait: what about Magic fans? Yeah! That's who'd want this! Magic fans are true fans. They don't care that it says another team on the front, they just love their players. They even love them enough to buy this jersey for millions! Way to go, Magic fans! You've saved my farm!
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Vince Carter New Jersey Nets 40 S M 75
Description: Man, I sure picked a bad time to sell this awesome Vince Carter jersey. I mean, what New Jersey Nets fan would want this jersey now that Air Canada has left New Jersey for Orlando? Is the fact that it's a Nets jersey not enough? God, you Nets fans can be so fickle.
But wait: what about Magic fans? Yeah! That's who'd want this! Magic fans are true fans. They don't care that it says another team on the front, they just love their players. They even love them enough to buy this jersey for millions! Way to go, Magic fans! You've saved my farm!
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Labels: archived auctions, ebay, jerseys, last second real estate brokering, nba
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Kevin Garnett Replica Jersey
Item: Kevin Garnett Jersey
Bought for: $1
Sold for: $2.99
Title: Vintage Kevin Garnett Minnesota Timberwolves jersey YXL
Description: One of the first things you'll notice about this jersey, amongst your observations that this is awesome, features the old T-Wolves jersey, and is from KG's rookie year of 1995-96, is that weird brown stain on it. I'm not really sure what it is. Maybe a witch doctor put it there. I dunno if it'll come out, and I can't try because my washer and dryer don't work because they had a spell put on them by a witch doctor. What's that, you say? Yours work? And you just bought some OxiClean in a loving tribute to the wonderfully genial Billy Mays*? And you can't wait to try it on a tough stain? Awesome! Then buy this jersey for a bunch of money!
*You are greatly missed, Mr. Mays. You were a lot of fun on "Pitchmen", especially the episode with the grass greener product when you were rolling around.
The jersey is a Youth Extra Large (18-20). It is made by Champion. This is in great condition aside from the stain. Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $1
Sold for: $2.99
Title: Vintage Kevin Garnett Minnesota Timberwolves jersey YXL
Description: One of the first things you'll notice about this jersey, amongst your observations that this is awesome, features the old T-Wolves jersey, and is from KG's rookie year of 1995-96, is that weird brown stain on it. I'm not really sure what it is. Maybe a witch doctor put it there. I dunno if it'll come out, and I can't try because my washer and dryer don't work because they had a spell put on them by a witch doctor. What's that, you say? Yours work? And you just bought some OxiClean in a loving tribute to the wonderfully genial Billy Mays*? And you can't wait to try it on a tough stain? Awesome! Then buy this jersey for a bunch of money!
*You are greatly missed, Mr. Mays. You were a lot of fun on "Pitchmen", especially the episode with the grass greener product when you were rolling around.
The jersey is a Youth Extra Large (18-20). It is made by Champion. This is in great condition aside from the stain. Thanks for looking!
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Labels: archived auctions, billy mays, ebay, jerseys, nba, witch doctors
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Chauncey Billups Replica Jersey
Item: Chauncey Billups Replica Jersey
Bought for: $3
Sold for: $16
Title: Vintage Chauncey Billups Toronto Raptors jersey YL cool
Description: Do you remember when Chauncey Billups played for the Toronto Raptors? I sure don't, but Wikipedia says that indeed he did, for 29 games during his rookie campaign, the 1997-1998 season. So basically, he was on the team for like two months, 12 years ago. Wow! That's gotta make this thing worth like forty dollars, or maybe even ten thousand. I dunno, it's up to you to figure out how many millions this jersey is worth!
The jersey is a Youth Large (14-16). It is made by Champion and is in great condition! Thanks for looking!
Bought for: $3
Sold for: $16
Title: Vintage Chauncey Billups Toronto Raptors jersey YL cool
Description: Do you remember when Chauncey Billups played for the Toronto Raptors? I sure don't, but Wikipedia says that indeed he did, for 29 games during his rookie campaign, the 1997-1998 season. So basically, he was on the team for like two months, 12 years ago. Wow! That's gotta make this thing worth like forty dollars, or maybe even ten thousand. I dunno, it's up to you to figure out how many millions this jersey is worth!
The jersey is a Youth Large (14-16). It is made by Champion and is in great condition! Thanks for looking!
Labels: archived auctions, ebay, jerseys, nba, wikipedia
Lamar Odom Authentic Jersey
Item: Lamar Odom Authentic Jersey
Bought for: $4
Sold for: $70
Title: Authentic Lamar Odom Los Angeles Clippers Jersey XXL 52
Description: You asked for it, you got it: an amazing Authentic Lamar Odom jersey. Everything you see is stitched on. If you thought you looked svelte in your Sarunas Marciulionis throwback jersey, just wait until you throw this bad boy on to go get the mail. Plus, it's a Clippers jersey, and you know how popular they are. Like, really popular and junk.
The jersey is a XXL and 52. It is made by Champion. This is in perfect condition! Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $4
Sold for: $70
Title: Authentic Lamar Odom Los Angeles Clippers Jersey XXL 52
Description: You asked for it, you got it: an amazing Authentic Lamar Odom jersey. Everything you see is stitched on. If you thought you looked svelte in your Sarunas Marciulionis throwback jersey, just wait until you throw this bad boy on to go get the mail. Plus, it's a Clippers jersey, and you know how popular they are. Like, really popular and junk.
The jersey is a XXL and 52. It is made by Champion. This is in perfect condition! Thanks for looking!
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Labels: archived auctions, ebay, jerseys, nba, sarunas marciulionis
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Shaq Replica Jersey
Item: Shaq Replica Los Angeles Lakers Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $6.91
Title: Vintage Shaquille O'Neal SHAQ LA Lakers jersey 44 Los
Description: I know what you're thinking: "There are literally 10 million of this exact jersey up for sale on eBay. What makes this one so special?". I have the answer: well, um, nothing. Except that I am the great great great grandcousin 25 times removed of American Party nominee James Walker Alexander, who finished in dead last in the 1876 US Presidential election, with an astoundingly low 459 votes in the entire country. So, as you're explaining to your relatives why you paid so much for this jersey, break off that little nugget of info and watch as their jealous jaws drop to the floor.
The jersey is a Size 44, which is pretty much the equivalent of a Medium. It is made by Champion and is in good condition! Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $6.91
Title: Vintage Shaquille O'Neal SHAQ LA Lakers jersey 44 Los
Description: I know what you're thinking: "There are literally 10 million of this exact jersey up for sale on eBay. What makes this one so special?". I have the answer: well, um, nothing. Except that I am the great great great grandcousin 25 times removed of American Party nominee James Walker Alexander, who finished in dead last in the 1876 US Presidential election, with an astoundingly low 459 votes in the entire country. So, as you're explaining to your relatives why you paid so much for this jersey, break off that little nugget of info and watch as their jealous jaws drop to the floor.
The jersey is a Size 44, which is pretty much the equivalent of a Medium. It is made by Champion and is in good condition! Thanks for looking!
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Labels: archived auctions, ebay, jerseys, nba, the 1876 US Presidential Election
Monday, July 6, 2009
Lamar Odom Replica Jersey
Item: Lamar Odom Replica Los Angeles Clippers Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $10.50
Title: Lamar Odom Los Angeles Clippers Jersey Champion 40 M
Description: So there I was: at the top of Mount Olympus; the Throne of Zeus. I'd been traveling for days, just trying to see the Thunder God to see if he could give me something to protect this year's harvest from global warming. After some time in the thin air, I came upon an enormous tabernacle that appeared to be constructed with clouds. I slowly pushed open the golden cloud doors, and there, on a throne, was Mr. God of the Sky himself, Zeus. After explaining my situation, he handed me a gilded box and said, in a booming yet soothing voice, "Go forth, ye, with this beautiful Lamar Odom Los Angeles Clippers jersey, spun with the finest threads in the land. It will watch over ye and ye's crops. And also, global warming is a myth, much like me." I'm not sure if he's really done his research, but I'll be darned if I didn't have the biggest tomatoes at this year's "Really Big Tomatoes Festival".
The jersey is a Medium and a size 40. It is made by Champion. This is in excellent condition! Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $10.50
Title: Lamar Odom Los Angeles Clippers Jersey Champion 40 M
Description: So there I was: at the top of Mount Olympus; the Throne of Zeus. I'd been traveling for days, just trying to see the Thunder God to see if he could give me something to protect this year's harvest from global warming. After some time in the thin air, I came upon an enormous tabernacle that appeared to be constructed with clouds. I slowly pushed open the golden cloud doors, and there, on a throne, was Mr. God of the Sky himself, Zeus. After explaining my situation, he handed me a gilded box and said, in a booming yet soothing voice, "Go forth, ye, with this beautiful Lamar Odom Los Angeles Clippers jersey, spun with the finest threads in the land. It will watch over ye and ye's crops. And also, global warming is a myth, much like me." I'm not sure if he's really done his research, but I'll be darned if I didn't have the biggest tomatoes at this year's "Really Big Tomatoes Festival".
The jersey is a Medium and a size 40. It is made by Champion. This is in excellent condition! Thanks for looking!
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Labels: archived auctions, ebay, jerseys, nba, tomatoes, Zeus
Paul Pierce Replica Jersey
Item: Paul Pierce Replica Boston Celtics Jersey
Bought for: free
Sold for: $5.50
Title: Vintage Paul Pierce Jersey Boston Celtics M Medium
Description: Word on the street is that you need a new Paul Pierce jersey. Well, just call me your "supplier". That's right, this jersey has special powers. Calm down, I'm gonna tell you what they are. First thing it can do is make you fly, and I don't say that to mean "run real fast". Don this jersey and your skin will turn to feathers and you will literally be able to take off. Envy the taxonomic class Aves no more with this jersey. But wait, there's more: this jersey can give you the mythical sense of double-taste. Ever wanted to taste your food twice? Yeah, I thought so.
This jersey is a Men's Medium. It is made by Reebok. This is in excellent condition!
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Bought for: free
Sold for: $5.50
Title: Vintage Paul Pierce Jersey Boston Celtics M Medium
Description: Word on the street is that you need a new Paul Pierce jersey. Well, just call me your "supplier". That's right, this jersey has special powers. Calm down, I'm gonna tell you what they are. First thing it can do is make you fly, and I don't say that to mean "run real fast". Don this jersey and your skin will turn to feathers and you will literally be able to take off. Envy the taxonomic class Aves no more with this jersey. But wait, there's more: this jersey can give you the mythical sense of double-taste. Ever wanted to taste your food twice? Yeah, I thought so.
This jersey is a Men's Medium. It is made by Reebok. This is in excellent condition!
Edits: None
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Labels: archived auctions, birds, double-taste, ebay, jerseys, nba
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