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Saturday, January 9, 2010
Kerry Collins Jersey
Item: Kerry Collins New York Giants Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Kerry Collins New York Giants Jersey 40 S M 75
Description: Can you believe it? Kerry Collins is still playing. I mean, he just signed a pretty big deal with the Titans, after leading them to a first round bye last year. So, if you're a Titans fan, you've got to like Kerry. Well, maybe not, because he has been awful this year and now isn't even playing anymore. Actually, if you're a Titans fan, you probably hate Kerry. Whatever, why not buy and wear this awesome New York Giants 75th Anniversary Kerry Collins jersey anyway? I mean, it makes perfect sense.
Um, if you're a Giants fan, replace all that stuff I just wrote with beautiful reminiscence about his stellar few years with the team. And then massively overpay for this jersey.
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Kerry Collins New York Giants Jersey 40 S M 75
Description: Can you believe it? Kerry Collins is still playing. I mean, he just signed a pretty big deal with the Titans, after leading them to a first round bye last year. So, if you're a Titans fan, you've got to like Kerry. Well, maybe not, because he has been awful this year and now isn't even playing anymore. Actually, if you're a Titans fan, you probably hate Kerry. Whatever, why not buy and wear this awesome New York Giants 75th Anniversary Kerry Collins jersey anyway? I mean, it makes perfect sense.
Um, if you're a Giants fan, replace all that stuff I just wrote with beautiful reminiscence about his stellar few years with the team. And then massively overpay for this jersey.
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Labels: appealing to different fanbases, archived auctions, ebay, jerseys, nfl
Keyshawn Johnson Jersey
Item: Keyshawn Johnson Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Keyshawn Johnson New York Jets Jersey 52 XL
Description: Are you down on hard times? No money in your bank account? No job? Have your jersey-buying ways plunged you deep into a debt you'll never recover from, even if you live 4,000 years? I've got the solution: buy this Keyshawn Johnson New York Jets 1996 or 1997 jersey from me. This solution only works, however, if you spend way too much on it. Am I saying this jersey will solve everything, and soon you'll be driving huge mansions and eating caviar-stuffed yachts? Yes, I am saying just that, dude. So open up that wallet and go for it.
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Keyshawn Johnson New York Jets Jersey 52 XL
Description: Are you down on hard times? No money in your bank account? No job? Have your jersey-buying ways plunged you deep into a debt you'll never recover from, even if you live 4,000 years? I've got the solution: buy this Keyshawn Johnson New York Jets 1996 or 1997 jersey from me. This solution only works, however, if you spend way too much on it. Am I saying this jersey will solve everything, and soon you'll be driving huge mansions and eating caviar-stuffed yachts? Yes, I am saying just that, dude. So open up that wallet and go for it.
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Labels: archived auctions, ebay, jerseys, nfl, sound financial advice
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Danny Kanell Replica Jersey
Item: Danny Kanell Giants Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Danny Kanell New York Giants jersey YL S #13
Description: Ever notice how some auctions try to get your attention and patronage by cheaply appealing to your memories? They'll often start with something like, "Hey, remember so-and-so? Well, I've got a so-and-so jersey. Remember when he lead that team he played for to the NFC Wild Card Playoff berth in 1997? And how he played for like Florida State and set a school record for TD passes and then went on to play for the Atlanta Falcons (1999-2000), the Arena League's New York Dragons (2002) and then finished his career with the Denver Broncos (2003-2004)?" And then they'll probably mention that he almost played baseball or something. Totally bush league tactics like that.
I don't cotton to that kind of chicanery. But I am selling a Danny Kanell New York Giants jersey. The specifications and pictures are listed below.
The jersey is a Youth Large (14-16). It is made by Starter. This is in excellent condition. Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Danny Kanell New York Giants jersey YL S #13
Description: Ever notice how some auctions try to get your attention and patronage by cheaply appealing to your memories? They'll often start with something like, "Hey, remember so-and-so? Well, I've got a so-and-so jersey. Remember when he lead that team he played for to the NFC Wild Card Playoff berth in 1997? And how he played for like Florida State and set a school record for TD passes and then went on to play for the Atlanta Falcons (1999-2000), the Arena League's New York Dragons (2002) and then finished his career with the Denver Broncos (2003-2004)?" And then they'll probably mention that he almost played baseball or something. Totally bush league tactics like that.
I don't cotton to that kind of chicanery. But I am selling a Danny Kanell New York Giants jersey. The specifications and pictures are listed below.
The jersey is a Youth Large (14-16). It is made by Starter. This is in excellent condition. Thanks for looking!
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Labels: archived auctions, being hypocritical, ebay, jerseys, nfl
Friday, July 17, 2009
Authentic Barry Sanders Jersey
Item: Authentic Barry Sanders Jersey
Bought for: $4
Sold for: $45.50
Title: Authentic Barry Sanders Detroit Lions Jersey Reebok 52
Description: Boy oh boy, do I have the auction for you. As soon as word got out that I was selling this amazing authentic Reebok Barry Sanders jersey from the mid- or even early-1990s, I was besieged with offers of diamonds, enchanted amulets, and even the power of telepathy. But "NO!", I said, "I must offer this jersey on eBay to the highest bidder! It is my sworn duty as an American!" So please, bid high, because I could be typing this with my mind if I'd succumbed to the massive in-person offers for this jersey. I am doing this all for you.
The jersey is an Extra Large 52 and everything, and I do mean everything, is stitched on. It is made by Reebok and is 100% authentic. This is NO knockoff. This is in great condition. Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $4
Sold for: $45.50
Title: Authentic Barry Sanders Detroit Lions Jersey Reebok 52
Description: Boy oh boy, do I have the auction for you. As soon as word got out that I was selling this amazing authentic Reebok Barry Sanders jersey from the mid- or even early-1990s, I was besieged with offers of diamonds, enchanted amulets, and even the power of telepathy. But "NO!", I said, "I must offer this jersey on eBay to the highest bidder! It is my sworn duty as an American!" So please, bid high, because I could be typing this with my mind if I'd succumbed to the massive in-person offers for this jersey. I am doing this all for you.
The jersey is an Extra Large 52 and everything, and I do mean everything, is stitched on. It is made by Reebok and is 100% authentic. This is NO knockoff. This is in great condition. Thanks for looking!
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Labels: archived auctions, ebay, enchanted amulets, jerseys, nfl
Herschel Walker (?) Replica Jersey
Item: Herschel Walker (?) Replica Jersey
Bought for: $3
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Dallas Cowboys Jersey #34 Herschel Walker Tommie Agee S
Description: I'm not gonna lie: I don't like the Dallas Cowboys, so I'm not too sure who this jersey is. It's #34, which makes me think "Herschel Walker", but he stopped playing for them in 1989, so that leaves. . .Tommie Agee? There's no way this is a Tommie Agee jersey. Did they even make those? I'm gonna say this is a Herschel Walker jersey. This is a youth large, so if you're small, or want to clothe your child, or want to get out of your Dallas Cowboys-loving girlfriend's doghouse, this jersey is the thing for you!
The jersey is a Youth Large. The pit-to-pit measurement is 17". It is made by NFL/MacGregor. This is in excellent unworn condition. Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $3
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Dallas Cowboys Jersey #34 Herschel Walker Tommie Agee S
Description: I'm not gonna lie: I don't like the Dallas Cowboys, so I'm not too sure who this jersey is. It's #34, which makes me think "Herschel Walker", but he stopped playing for them in 1989, so that leaves. . .Tommie Agee? There's no way this is a Tommie Agee jersey. Did they even make those? I'm gonna say this is a Herschel Walker jersey. This is a youth large, so if you're small, or want to clothe your child, or want to get out of your Dallas Cowboys-loving girlfriend's doghouse, this jersey is the thing for you!
The jersey is a Youth Large. The pit-to-pit measurement is 17". It is made by NFL/MacGregor. This is in excellent unworn condition. Thanks for looking!
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Labels: archived auctions, ebay, jerseys, nfl, tommie agee
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Denver Broncos Shirt
Item: Vintage Denver Broncos Shirt
Bought for: $1
Sold for: $10.50
Title: Vintage 80s Denver Broncos Shirt Soft L XL
Description: Hey, you! Yeah, you. You think you like the Denver Broncos? You do? Well, do you own this shirt? Ha, didn't think so. You know, ESPN the Magazine says you're not a fan of the team unless you own this awesome vintage Denver Broncos shirt that's from the late 80s and features the old, better logo. I think it was in an article by Stuart Scott. Yeah, I think his shtick is a little tiresome, too. But anyway, fortune smiles upon you today, Denver Broncos fan, because this fantastic shirt can be yours. For cheap maybe!
The shirt is an Extra Large (46-48) and measures 19" pit-to-pit. It is made by Logo 7. This is in great vintage condition! Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $1
Sold for: $10.50
Title: Vintage 80s Denver Broncos Shirt Soft L XL
Description: Hey, you! Yeah, you. You think you like the Denver Broncos? You do? Well, do you own this shirt? Ha, didn't think so. You know, ESPN the Magazine says you're not a fan of the team unless you own this awesome vintage Denver Broncos shirt that's from the late 80s and features the old, better logo. I think it was in an article by Stuart Scott. Yeah, I think his shtick is a little tiresome, too. But anyway, fortune smiles upon you today, Denver Broncos fan, because this fantastic shirt can be yours. For cheap maybe!
The shirt is an Extra Large (46-48) and measures 19" pit-to-pit. It is made by Logo 7. This is in great vintage condition! Thanks for looking!
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Labels: archived auctions, nfl, t-shirts, the annoying mr. stuart scott, vintage
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